shopping for milk

no, not talking about sex before marraige

I was getting ready to make some spaghetti when I realized I was out of Milk
I HAVE to drink milk with spaghetti...
off to Kroger I went
get to the milk case...
old guy with a cart in front of me
there are 3 different cases full of 2% milk
he's blocking all of them
each case is EXACTLY the same
finally he backs up to the first case
so I go to the third case right in front of his cart
open the door, grab the milk
BAMM! runs into me with his cart
I drop the milk
he asks if he can squeeze in and grab some milk
slightly annoyed I walk to the checkout with cold milk in hand
self checkout is closed? its 8pm....*sigh*
I go to the only open lane
wait 5 minutes
pay $1.09 for the milk
head for the door
who's in front of me walking so slowly
old guy...who didn't buy any milk